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Peeing while standing, I’ve found, is delightfully freeing. (Oh, how this would have saved my sanity in the third trimester of pregnancy.) It can also feel safer than the more-vulnerable squatting position: Pee funnels can make it possible to pee standing up at a urinal or to remain more aware of your environment while you’re peeing outside. Now that I’ve been inducted into the “free to pee” movement, I can’t imagine going anywhere without a pee funnel.
A pee funnel essentially directs urine away from your body — and clothing. Peeing through one is very much like using a funnel to pour gasoline from a can into a car, except that the gas can is a bladder full of urine, and the car is anywhere that’s not your legs and shoes.
After a lot of trial and error (including two utter disasters), I recommend the Tinkle Belle for most people who want a reusable pee funnel. It has a stable, rigid base and a flexible spout, both of which make it sturdy and impossible to collapse during use (a nightmare I experienced while using a lesser funnel in my shower — which is, by the way, the perfect place to practice). The Tinkle Belle is also among the longest and widest of all the available one-piece reusable pee funnels, and that makes it easier and less messy to use than the competition. The more coverage a pee funnel affords, the lower the leakage risk. And the longer the spout, the farther it shoots your pee away from you.
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A simple rinse works to clean the funnel when you’re on the go. And it’s easy to clean with soap and water once you’re back home (the manufacturer even says the Tinkle Belle is dishwasher-safe). Although it’s larger than most funnels, the Tinkle Belle folds up for more-compact storage. For about another $8, you can get one with a matching case — though I prefer to carry mine in a plastic bag, along with a pack of tissues and some hand sanitizer.
If the Tinkle Belle is sold out, the perfunctory but popular Freshette also works well. This rigid funnel has a more traditional, conical base. And it comes with a separate extension tube, which makes the Freshette slightly more of a hassle to stow and keep clean. But it’s the same length as and slightly wider than the less-expensive Tinkle Belle.
I also peed in a multipurpose funnel (the one I used cost me 97¢ when I purchased it in the automotive section of a big-box store, but they’re generally more expensive online). In my experience, it worked as well as the Tinkle Belle and the Freshette, though it’s not nearly as portable.
If you prefer to pee and discard, the water-resistant paperboard PeeBuddy is by far the best of the four single-use pee funnels I tried. It folds flat and can be stored anywhere from in a notepad or a pocket to up a pair of Spanx. When it’s time to pee, the PeeBuddy easily pops into a funnel that’s as long and wide as the Tinkle Belle, though it’s far less sturdy. If you’re not careful to set it up just so, the PeeBuddy can collapse, potentially causing a mess. At around 60¢ per funnel when purchased in a multipack, it’s affordable enough that you can use a new one every time you need to pee outside of your home.
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Unlike funnels, which redirect pee, urinal pouches offer a relatively inexpensive and hygienic way to safely pee anywhere: in a car, at the park, at the drive-in movie theater. After testing a few options, we recommend the TravelJohn, a urine-collection device that has a rigid, vulva-friendly opening.
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Each single-use pouch currently costs around $2.40. You pee into the opening, wait a few seconds for the expelled urine to turn into a leak-resistant gel, and then simply toss the whole thing in the trash when possible.
The company’s TravelJane, which is typically more expensive, is the exact same pouch, but in pink. The TravelJohn Jr. has the same size opening as the TravelJohn, but the pouch has less capacity. We wouldn’t risk overfilling it — get the TravelJohn. (To avoid confusion and spills, have your kids practice at home in the shower or outside before springing this on them when they need to go while on the go.)
When I compared the similar Peebol by SheWee with the TravelJohn, I preferred peeing into the Peebol, because it has a larger capacity and zips closed. It’s available only in multipacks, though.
Have a seat
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If you need to sit to pee, or you want to have a place to poop, Reliance’s Luggable Loo is a worthwhile step up from “any old bucket.” This 5-gallon vessel has a surprisingly comfortable toilet seat and, importantly, a secure lid. You can line it with conventional garbage bags or, if you’re feeling fancy, get the brand’s Double Doodie deodorizing liners. Wildly popular with campers and road-trippers, the Luggable Loo is often sold out. But you can BYOFGB (bring your own 5-gallon bucket) and buy just the potty lid, which is generally more available but costs almost as much as the whole shebang.
To use the Luggable Loo, you need to be able to squat down onto a bucket that sits 15 inches off the ground. If you’re on the taller side or otherwise could use a higher — and therefore more comfortable — portable toilet seat, the Drive Medical Folding Steel Bedside Commode Chair is a great choice. Although its height makes it easier to sit down on, compared with using a bucket, this folding portable toilet seat requires more setup and takedown. (The included bucket is removable for easy emptying and cleaning.)
DIY (and free) options
Free or low-cost pee funnel and collection options include a rolled-up paper plate (doable with practice) or any old wide-mouthed bottle (doable with substantial practice). You can also make your own pee funnel out of a plastic soda bottle, or attempt to figure out how to use finger pressure to pee upright, no apparatus needed.
No matter what you choose to use, be sure to be considerate of others (and local rules) when deciding where you eliminate. Also, pack hand sanitizer to hold you over until you can wash with soap and water. And, as any experienced on-the-go urinator will tell you, stand uphill of your splash spot, and never, ever pee into the wind.
This article was edited by Tracy Vence and Kalee Thompson.
